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Take Them Fuckin’ Sunglasses Off

Take them fuckin sunglasses off The sun’s outside you tool Take them fuckin sunglasses off You’re confusing cunt with cool Take them fuckin sunglasses off Surely you can’t see Take them fuckin sunglasses off You’re not Lennie from Peters & … Continue reading

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Adipose An’ Affection

what’s he supposed to say? to “does me arse look fat in these?” should he always safely say “no way!” whilst the weight buckles the knees when she’s obviously gettin’ bigger does he tell her she’s lookin’ grand should he … Continue reading

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JB Barrington – Live Shows

Friday 12th June in Hull at Union Mash Up Tickets: https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/date/162468 Friday 26th June in St.Helens at The Central Library Tickets: http://www.eventbrite.com/o/sthelens-arts-service-6993926163 Saturday 25th July in Salford as part of the Greater Manchester Fringe Salford Arts Theatre: Tickets: https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/event/88070 Saturday … Continue reading

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Greed

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Sign For His Overtime

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Can You Spare 20p For A Cup Of Tea

Can you spare 20p for a cup of tea? your change wont change what they think of me can you tear that nescient poster down that assumes I beg for rocks and brown before you blame the fruit on the ground … Continue reading

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Poetry is it? Ah’ll give ye poetry

Originally posted on From Catalunya To Chorlton:
This blog started out as a guide to Barcelona and I used to really enjoy doing it. I’ve been living in Manchester for over a year and in truth it’s taken me that…

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